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No Tools (adorable album made at home)

by Mike Tom Warne

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1.
Disposable 02:18
It’s a cheap piece of plastic But I guess the thought was nice The prints won’t be fantastic But that’s kind of memory I like 30 cities 30 days 7 Cocktails on the plane They said it was the trip of a lifetime They said that it would change everything I never got that film developed And so I guess I just stayed the same Museums, maps, and monuments But way too much incompetence Let’s just find a place to sit Cause I don’t give a shit Maybe that’s just my sentimental side One day I’ll bring you back here with me It felt like something was missing some things aren’t meant to be I guess I just stayed the same
2.
CERB Summer 02:25
I don’t wanna have to change my address again. Update all my accounts and leave my neighborhood friends. I don’t wanna buy boxes, book the elevator, rent a u-haul truck and take a day off of work. I don’t wanna wait two months to get on with my life. Provide references for the new place that we like. I don’t wanna deal with the impeding threat that we’ll probably get priced out again. There’s a lotta things that I don’t wanna do but We still gotta move. Ok maybe we took a bit of a Boujee swing. We’re not vapid enough people for this condo scene. the swimming pool is still just a revit model and there’s a jeep dealership right across from our window. Everything in the area is 3 dollars over priced and there’s 9 weed stores before the next set of lights. Ya we had some good times, we always do. Let’s just find a new spot with a better view. Hey toronto, Thanks for a great cerb summer but you keep closing all my favourite bars. I wanted to stay for the comeback but I don’t know if you can come back this far. Ya we had some good times, we always do. Let’s find a better spot with a view.
3.
I got my bike and I got some change You can ride on my pegs And we'll be in Musselman's Lake In ten minutes or so I stole two quarters of a bottle of wine No one will notice until later tonight We'll drink it by the township's welcome sign So maybe we can feel at home Bonnie said that we couldn't go swimming in her pool So We're gonna have to break in to that summer camp The fence ain't to high, and if we get in quick We can say that the water washed off our stamps Or we could go in through the restaurant Across the street then through that tunnel There's just a lot more people to go through We'd have to pretend that we bought a meal And that'd be fine If that's what you wanna do we got lots of time I'm glad security wasn't tight You're my third theft of the night You weren't supposed to leave your brothers sight But we don't care about them They think that no one else should love you Especially not some neighborhood dude Well I'm not here to play by their rules I don't give a shit about them Bonnie said that we couldn't go swimming in her pool So I set off this chain of events Your brothers caught us out back the Lakeside Grill And they kicked the shit out of me in front of all those camper kids And you said that it's not over They leave for school at the end of the summer I said I'd take that beating everyday You said you'd leave me if I got any dumber And I guess that'd be fine If that's what you wanna do we got lots of time If you change your mind I'd die for you any day and prove it any time
4.
The street is quiet all the patios are closed The last trains buzzing, I guess it’s nearly time to go Don’t worry, I made it. But I didn’t get a seat I’m staring. At my reflections. It’s a tired version of me Rumbling through the dark Last minutes of service I’m on the bridge, I’m just texting to let you know I’m getting close We hit the open air, you know the spot, you know I’m almost there So wait up just a little longer Wait up just a little longer Don’t worry, I made it but I held the hand rail the whole way I better remember to wash them before I touch your face And the only saving grace is the dim lights of the city Your stop Then a walk
5.
Eggs 01:54
Nope
6.
Mac Jones 02:29
My boss is mad at me but he’ll still talk about his fantasy football team The order got delayed cause I had to take my dog to the vet again And I know it sounds like a lie but she gets gastroenteritis like every six months or so So we can chat about your stat line How it’s always weird on a Thursday night And the deep regret he feels cause he started Mac Jones There’s only 7 more hours to go I don’t really ask for a lot I just wanna be able to look at my phone And not worry that I’ll get caught My boss is mad at me but we still joke about some guy we both know And my dog is fine the medication helped us sleep through the night I’m feeling good I’m feeling fine I can afford my whole rent and I pay it all on time Working the assembly line Settling in to the thought that I’m gonna have to make a new plan before I’m stuck here the rest of my life Heading home on a Friday night
7.
I’d rather leave my heart than my phone In san Francisco It’s gone and now I’m truly on my own With out it I’ve got no one I wish that I could call you up Tell you everything is fine I’m three drinks in and out of luck I need you even more tonight I’d rather leave my heart than my phone In san Francisco I know that I won’t soon be coming home So tell me what’s the point in feeling I wish that I could call you up Tell you everything is fine I’m three drinks in and out of luck I need you even more tonight I’d rather leave my heart than my phone It sounds stupid I know I’d rather leave my heart than my phone I won’t need it where I’m going
8.
Bookstore 01:13
It took me three bookstores to figure out You’re not the type of girl I can shop for On the best-sellers table on the sales floors Of suburban big box bookstores It’s just an exercise in futility What you want doesn’t ship to this country Material things won’t express what you mean to me I guess I’ll go back home So I wrote this song, that you’ve been asking for all along And I don’t think that it’s a great gift But your mind works differently than mine and I love it

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I made this one at home and I really liked doing it. Then I got Scott K Goodrich to master it!

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released July 5, 2022

Me - Everything but mastering
Scott K Goodrich - Mastering

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Mike Tom Warne Toronto, Ontario

Singer/songwriter of punk-rock band "Pkew Pkew Pkew" who also writes other songs and these are those.

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